WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She bit a glass in half.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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