was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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