But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
You ruined the universe
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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