I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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