I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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