How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize