Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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