I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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