on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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