i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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