STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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