i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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