i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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