Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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