Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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