walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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