How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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