I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
They have beer where we have blood.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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