she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
