only if we run a train.
done.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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