I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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