the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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