i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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