I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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