Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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