He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
