I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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