Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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