it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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