is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
my sisters under your porch take her home
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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