my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Randomize
