I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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