Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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