yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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