I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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