wakey wakey hands off snakey
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
