What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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