dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i would punch a child for taco bell
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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