I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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