please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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