Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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