Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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