he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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