I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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