I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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