What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I have aggressive nipples.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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