Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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