He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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