ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
pray to the hookup gods
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
