i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I'm passing your future prison.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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