I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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