I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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