i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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