soooo we both peed the bed last night...
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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