my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Randomize
